hey there sugar dick

this fucking show

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

digitallyimpaired:

kanayastuck:

shoes

OMG FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I HAVE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

i love that mandy is explicitly portrayed as a cannibal multiple times throughout the series

like on a fucking kids show if u dont think thats hilarious i respect ur opinion but ur wrong as hell

SEND ME TWO SHIPS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE I PREFER

kvitrika:

yukiko-senpai:

maycontainninjas:

jenniwrenninorlando:

Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

oh my god

stelmarias:

trytocare:

stelmarias:

Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated

no i won’t i just blacklisted the entire european continent

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

mistercoventry:

stares wistfully at the green light while cars honk angrily

breadmaakesyoufat:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG